You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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