You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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