only if we run a train.
done.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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