I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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