tell your sister to shave her snatch
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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