I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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