do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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