so explain again why im purple
no
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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