Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize