So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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