umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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