Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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