Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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