Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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