scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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