May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She's the barista slut.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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