Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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