every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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