Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
