Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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