Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Randomize
