Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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