I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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