I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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