Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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