pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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