She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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