i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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