Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize