im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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