I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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