Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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