Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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