I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you would pick up someone in the library
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Enjoy the penises
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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