she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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