OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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