soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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