Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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