let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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