It's just like the Real World with babies
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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