: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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