I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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