I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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