marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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