id be glad to
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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