So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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