nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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