the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
porn star boner night. come get it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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