I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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