everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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