dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
