dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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