Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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