Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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