My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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