she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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