i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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